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The Common Commorant or Shag


The common commorant or shag

Lays eggs inside a paper bag.

The reason you will know no doubt_

It is to keep the lightning out.

But what these unobservant birds

Have never noticed is that herds

Of wandering bears may come with buns

And steal the bags to hide the crumbs.

Anon.


The Snowflake *


See the snowflake *

As it floats down * upon the walk

Alas it can not talk *

And tell us of it’s fears *

Like the sun might * disappear

In about 5 billion years *

Pilgarlic *

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Milk Run


I go the Go Bus Everyday.

To the city far away.

I always seem to get there

When . . .Its time to Go

Back home again.

Pilgarlic

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Exertion


Uncle Fred and Auntie Mabel

Fainted at the breakfast table.

Children Children Heed this warning.

Never Do It in the morning.

Anon.

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